Terms & Conditions
BertieVerse LTD – Terms and Conditions
Effective Date: 9 July 2025
1. What You’re Signing Up For
BertieVerse is a dynamic business-building system — not a passive course, not a full-blown SaaS, and definitely not a life coach in disguise. You get access to tools, playbooks, and cheeky AI-powered helpers designed to guide you through small business challenges, one task at a time.
Use of BertieVerse (the “Program”) means you agree to play by these terms.
2. Who Can Use BertieVerse
This program is for humans 18+ running or building a business. If you’re here to scrape data, build copycat bots, or resell our magic, kindly exit stage left.
3. Intellectual Property
All Bertie tools, content, copy, workflows, templates, and platform structure are owned by BertieVerse LTD. You can use what you generate for your business — but you can’t resell, redistribute, or repackage our systems, bots, or language as your own.
Basically: You get a license to use the magic, not to clone it.
4. Your Responsibilities
You agree to:
Use the tools ethically and legally.
Input your own business content — not private info you don’t own.
Accept that results will depend on your inputs, effort, and follow-through.
We give you sharp tools. What you build with them is on you.
5. No Guarantees
Bertie is a brilliant co-pilot, not a genie. We don’t guarantee income, growth, results, or that everything will work perfectly every time. What we do promise: thoughtful tools, helpful guidance, and zero fluff.
6. Platform Use + Limitations
The system:
Does not save your data or inputs.
Does not track tool history or usage.
Is designed for one-task-at-a-time use.
You’ll need to manually copy outputs you want to keep — just like a notebook that talks back.
7. Payments, Refunds, and Access
All purchases are final unless otherwise stated on the sales page. We don’t offer refunds for digital access products — because once you’ve seen behind the curtain, there’s no un-seeing it.
If you have issues, email us at [insert support email] and we’ll do our best to help.
8. Termination
If you breach these terms, misuse the tools, or act like a jerk, we reserve the right to revoke your access — no refunds, no drama.
9. Legal Stuff
This Agreement is governed by UK law. Any disputes will be handled in the appropriate courts of the UK.
Disclaimer
BertieVerse LTD provides tools and systems intended to support small business owners, creatives, and freelancers. We are not financial advisors, legal consultants, or therapists.
Everything provided in the BertieVerse platform is for educational and informational purposes only. It’s your responsibility to use the tools appropriately and seek professional advice where necessary.
While we aim for clarity and usefulness, outputs from our tools — including AI-generated content — may contain inaccuracies or require adjustment. Always review and use your judgment.
By using BertieVerse, you accept full responsibility for your actions and results.
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